Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing
the privilege
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your
boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to
make an exception
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
I dream about a monster, about you!
The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother
and sister?
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
I've had fun before. This isn't it
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you .
I know your sorry, now apologize!
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
