Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about
who's got the smallest
I Dont Like The
Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me,
I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
Fat people are harder to kidnap
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
The funny thing
about Common sense is that it's not very common
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no
stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm fat, but
your ugly. I can diet
I'm cool, I'm ....I'm everything you're not
I have lost my
phone number, can I have yours?
A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will
be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends
with me
One night the
moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave
your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever
leave your sky
I'm in a good
mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn,
the more I forget. So why would I learn?
:S When I first
talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u,
I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid
to lose you! :S
(L) Love is like
quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is
to get out!(L)
Love is like
sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
Diamond was just
a coal that did well under perssure
My calculations
are U+ME=US!
(B) Don’t
drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
The rich get
richer and the poor get children
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
