Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Even hot girls have to fart
Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want
your friends to catch you
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to
but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign
of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity...
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll
give u a minute to catch ur breath
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first
six times
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars
each year
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make
as they go by
