(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit
you hard enough.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
I think not
>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore
i am perfect! ;)
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart
but can't
After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert"
is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
An answer to that nagging question...............
I let the dogs out!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps
back to admire hius work
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much,
I'm pretending that I work hard
Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her
is his wife
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better
rich
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're
not after you.
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering...
Where the heck is my ceiling!
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
