Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark
cause children
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
The higher you are, the farther you fall
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette
fell in my glass of beer!
Be The Change You Wish To See
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very
common
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL
OuT oF YoU!
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget
the question
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Gravity always wins
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
