A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.then the foreman asked the
sardar why he kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can. "

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." "But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket
counter with two men ahead of him.
Ek Punjab Mail dena.'' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
''Ek Punjab Mail dena.'' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, ''Ek Punjab female dena!''
''What do u mean by Punjab female?'' asked the clerk.
''It is for my wife'' replied Banta Singh.