Funny One Liners

President Bush, Vajpayee, and Musharaf were travelin on a ship. President Bush wanted to show off so he told one of his guys to jump in da water and swim arnd da boat 5 times and come back. the american did as his president asked him to do....when he came back, president bush said proudly "See the guts!". then vajpayee gets up and tells an indian to go jump in da water and swim arnd da ship 10 time. the indian does as his president asks him to do. when he comes back, vajpayee says proudly "See the guts!" after da, Musharaf gets up, calls a pakistani and tells him to jump in da water and go arnd da ship 15 times and come back. the pakistani goes "Tere baap ka nokar laga hoon?" Musharaf looks at 2 presidents and says proudly, "See the Guts!"

There was a guy travelin in a desert.....while he was walkin he saw a man with a camel...so he asked da second guy if he cud ride da camel for a while....the second guy said..."yes sure, but remember this >>> if you want this camel to go fast you shud say Subhan Allah, and when u want to stop him say Astagh Firullah." the guy said ok and he jumped on da camel....he was enjoyin his ride...he said Subhan Allah, so da camel started goin faster, he said Subhan Allah again and again and again and again..and da camel started goin faster and faster and faster...he was really enjoyin da fast ride when he saw a cliff in front....and on da other side of da cliff was dead end....so he had to stop da camel b4 they both died....but he cudnt think of da word to stop da camel....sad and worried he said "im gonna die now...so lemme ask ALlah for forgiveness b4 i die, so he said Astagh Firullah....and da camel stopped rt on da edge....he saw it as a miracle that Allah has saved himm......so in order to thank Allah he sayd.... "SUBHAN ALLAH!!"

Usa ne aisi needle banai which was microscopic and it was even 100 times thinner than human hair.....Japan heard abt da news and sent usa a message to lend them da needle and thay will do something evern better than that to da needle......so USA lent da needle to Japan for 1 day.....when da needle was brought back....it had a hole in it.....USA was impressed.....when pakistanis heard abt da news...they asked to lend da needle for a day and said they cud do somethin even better than da to da needle....so da needle was lent to Pakistan....da next day when da needle was brought back......da person who was loookin at it thru a microscope, fainted....every1 got worried....tha next person came and looked at da needle thru da microscope and he saw y the other guy had fainted.....needle pe likha hua tha "MADE IN PAKISTAN"

ight guys....try this out and lemme know how it went ;)

Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Munna hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Munna hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Munna aa gaya kya?"
She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paray ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Munna ko phone dena."
She will cry with all ‘gaaleees’.
Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?