*~*~*Germs!
*~*~*
> Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
> Student: I don't know.
> Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany
called?
> Student: They r called Germs.
Never
Mess with Childeren
> A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with
her to have some group photos of the childeren.One student asked
"Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed
"to have our some group photos,so that,and when you people
grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and
you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin
he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is
Maria and she is a Journalist now",certainly a voice came forward
from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now."
>
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
stupid, stand up!"
> After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
> The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?"
> "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
>
An English teacher at Iowa State University spent a lot of time
marking grammatical errors in her students' written work. She wasn't
sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when
she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
> A student asked, "What's the matter, Mrs. Sheridan?"
> "Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.
> After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was
the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter...
?
>
Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket
fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come
back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket
scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta
was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and
was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket
in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have
a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is
that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"
>
Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very
best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would
get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper.
> "This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune
to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes.
I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."
> "One person didn't," replied Little Jimmy defensively.
"My father helped me."
>
The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning
the > > Periodic Table of the Elements.
> She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names
and weights."
> One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few
of them back then."
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> One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science
at all. > He said, "I plan to go into the business.
> Name me one thing science has done to help business."
> The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt
industry be without the law of gravity."
>
Ali Was Preparing For His English Paper He Only Prepared One Essay
i.e MY FRIEND
> I have four friends but i like one very much. He comes to my
house and plays with me. My mom also likes him very much. A Friend
Inneed > Is A Friend Indeed.
> but when he saw the paper the first question was WRITE AN ESSAY
> ON " MY FATHER" .. his friend told him just replace
the words friend with father and write every thing as it is
> SO HE WROTE :-
> I have four father but i like one very much. He comes to my
house and plays with me. My mom also likes him very much. A Father
Inneed Is A Father Indeed.
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