>Umair
opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? >Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from
the office
>A
woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call
one in particular
>She replied: That's easy. I call them by their fathername !
>Aik
admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
> dukhi aadmi bola:
>Lagta hai pahunch gai
>Saqib
enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
>Wife observes the whole episode
>Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you
doing this?
>Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
>What
is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi
G-gadha H-hai.
>Umer
on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says," break nahi mar sakta
tha kya?
>Umer replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
>Kundan,
zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....think............. ??
>"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI"
>Rizwan:
Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
>Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
>Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.
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