In order to get their attention,
you have to turn them on.
They are supposed to help
you solve problems, but half the time they
are the problem.
They have a lot of data but
are still clueless.
As soon as you commit to one,
you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.
They hear what you say, but
not what you mean.
Computers are Like Women...
No one but the Creator understands
their internal logic.
The native language they use
to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible
to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes
are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment
to one, you find yourself spending half your
paycheck on accessories for it.
You
do the same thing for years, and suddenly
it's wrong.
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